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December 31 You know Jack?Musings by Jack Handy:
If you're a cowboy and you're dragging a guy behind your horse, I bet it would really make you mad if you looked back and the guy was reading a magazine.
You know what would be the most terrifying thing for a flea? To get caught in a watch somehow. Hey, you don't even care, do you?
When you go in for a job interview, I think a good thing to ask is if they ever press charges. To me, it's a good idea to always carry two sacks of something when you walk around. That way, if anybody says: Hey, can you give me a hand? You can say: Sorry, got these sacks.
Probably the saddest thing you'll ever see is a mosquito sucking on a mummy. Forget it little friend.
Somebody told me how frightening it was how much topsoil we are losing each year, but I told that story around the campfire and nobody got scared.
It's easy to sit there and say you'd like to have more money. And I guess that's what I like about it. It's easy. Just sitting there, rocking back and forth, wanting that money. December 07 Procrastinator's Slogan"Today I decided to stop procrastinating...
I'll start tomorrow!"
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